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99b7ca hey goofy goober. what happened what

99b7ca those cats sound like they would fucking massacre an unsuspecting guest

2a0bc9 ((WOAH FIRST OF ALL WHAT THE PEAK SECOND OF ALL WHO IS THAT OR AM I STUPID))

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bcc319 I want to break free...

fdcfdc crumbles to ash

99b7ca Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

2a0bc9 ((Im just saying star got lucky with the dna pool because he got big bones instead of normal ones))

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2a0bc9 ((That- that wasnt an argument. You paried nothing.))

fdcfdc parries your argument with my left big toe and i win

38c9aa ((Star just got lucky with the dna pool :silly:))

38c9aa ((Statistically, female cats are bigger than male cats after they give birth))

38c9aa ((Her brother, star, is also a big boned brute, who has accidentally scratched me several times simply by being playful, might be even stronger, hes got alot more weight on him and hes got alot more resistance, its just that hes not an outdoors cat at all, and he usually just begs for wet catfood. Misty would be the stronger one, but she never had kids, so she never got to grow as much))

fdcfdc why is this cat sprite so fucking good at making stupid expressions im CRYING this shit is funny as hell

fdcfdc i take it back

38c9aa ((Shes very sweet, until you let her outside, at which she then becomes feral, and goes apeshit))

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38c9aa ((Our female cat, misty, who used to always come home with various scabs, scars, and scratches, and to this day still brings us headless corpses:))

fdcfdc my cats a street fighter broski, yours is always stuck in that damn ring while mine is out here catchin bodies! MY cat can beat up your cat!!

e59e58 ((My cat can beat up your cat11!!1!1!))

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fdcfdc wait im still gonna be dunked in water, not yay

e59e58 ((You get doused in water instead of getting hit by a metal bucket))

fdcfdc yay

e59e58 ((Yeah))

fdcfdc heads means i win, right?

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e59e58 ((Throws a bucket of water onto john, do a coinflip to decide wether or not it spills the water on you or just fucking domes you in the head))

fdcfdc bug eyed freak

d3c520 (( I don't know. ))

fdcfdc how did i only just now realize the ears have been uneven this entire time

d3c520 (( It's aight. ))

fdcfdc holy damn this sandwich is good. also mb for the long ass delay i was socializing

d3c520 (( I understand it then. ))

9dea8a ((Yeah pretty much))

9dea8a ((Alr, have fun))

d3c520 (( Oh! Like how I made it where Seemingly didn't actually die? Back when Schadenfreude was swapped out? ))

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d3c520 (( I guess? ))