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ba4a90 ahhhh ysee that's what it is you're ace and i'm like not

30924d *deep sigh, heads over to the jrinter (john primter) so i can watch it slowly print out another john like its a fax machine*

236914 not what i meant when i said lust was natural- i meant it isnt something you should shame

45cfce I am Asexual tho, yea, I don't have that drive - Dustrea [Deadtale]

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45cfce I don't "play dumb" I jsut have a dogshit memory - Dustrea [Deadtale]

236914 should i do another self rp

bce8e5 just because something is natural does not mean it shouldn't be mitigated or controlled

45cfce yea I got U's for almost everything cause IDFK what to put down, I'm legit Retarded and spent 80% of my time out of classes thanks to MFs getting me in trouble for bullshit reasons that make no sense, Mtahts was all I excelled at and the only thing I passed weirdly, IDFK why cause I don't even try with maths, not paying or anything and i got top score like wah - Dustrea [Deadtale]

8ced08 NO JOHN D-

236914 lust is natural unless ur asexual

98cc08 i wonder if i can play russian roulette with this thi-

bce8e5 deadtale also plays dumb when it comes to alot of things for theatric reasons, he's a compulsive liar so i wouldn't entertain much of his behavior

45cfce me, but I purposfully avoided ALOT about sexual shit, lust is FAR from my thing - Dustrea [Deadtale]

236914 LMAO bro is graded by satisfactory and unsatisfactory

ba4a90 i cant tell if this is a me issue or not like if i know this but unc doesnt is that an issue of him being stupid or me being stupider

510dfd you guys get a grade?? Dude i only get a fucking negative symbol

45cfce you guys ge Fs? I get a fucking U - Dustrea [Deadtale]

236914 sounds right because im very smart they give me F for fantastic in school

45cfce no wonder I didn't get if it was sex related... - Dustrea [Deadtale]

ba4a90 dawg 🥀💔

45cfce o-oh what the-...WHAT THE FUCK [ok well IG DID ask] - Dustrea [Deadtale]

9ce148 "time to try drawing the Scacuahuitl"

8ced08 I put bloob in a room with 80 people, and there are still 93 people who are smarter than him, with a 13 numeral margin of error

98cc08 . . .

45cfce wait what? Ez, I thoygh were older then me- Dustrea [Deadtale]

236914 A throat goat is someone who is very good at giving head/can get a lot of the genitalia in their mouth

ba4a90 how the FUCK am i younger than him dawg

236914 actually im very smart in a room of 100 people only 93 would be smarter than me

45cfce I'm 16 and a half, why? - Dustrea [Deadtale]

90dac8 MOROOOOOOOOOON

9ce148 "the Scail even though nobody asked"

236914 How old are you deadtale give me an age range

8ced08 Wouldn't you like to know, weatherboy?

90dac8 ...

45cfce ok 1, how the fuck didja type allat so fast and 2, that doesn't explain what it means, I've never heard of a "throat goat" before - Dustrea [Deadtale]

236914 No im in Massachusetts

90dac8 hi bloob- are you chewing 5 gum as we speak at this microsecond in one of 50 states of the united states of america

bce8e5 explanation of the joke: via including "drone can confirm", ez suggests that drone has knowledge to ez's "throat goat" nature, implying that drone has witnessed ez demonstrating his "throat goat" status. Whether this be via word of mouth, physical action, or being there when ez was deemed the "throat goat" is left to the readers interpretation, creating a sense of confusion and suspicion in the readers mind. This, in turn, sparks contemplation of what scenes could have unfolded towards which drone learned of ez's "throat goat" status, many of which being humorous in nature. Thus, the joke relies on the viewers shock and subsequent contemplation on the implied content in order to deliver humor.

ba4a90 who's gonna tell bro