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38c9aa *immediatley, landa was impaled as jesti hopped off the hourse, stabbing the lance into a nearby tree as he pulled out a cleaver* "HEHEHE, HAAHAHA!" *he started to slowly approach landa*

4b4868 "I see how it is." *he would allow jesti to hit him to see what potential he has*. . . . . . . . . . . ... -[[Landa.collins]]-.......[-Hollett]

38c9aa *the meteor just barely misses landa as jesti laughs* "MY NAME IS JESTI." *he immediatley pulls out a jousting lance and mounts a horse that wasnt there before* "AND THIS IS JAUN." *he immediatley starts charging at landa*

4b4868 "who are you. jester" *he would be more interested but hiding that*. . . . . . . . . . . ... -[[Landa.collins]]-.......[-Hollett]

64136b The Order of Saint Lazarus of Jerusalem is an ancient, international chivalric order founded during the Crusades (around the 12th century) with a historical mission to care for lepers, evolving into a Christian organization focused on charitable work, humanitarian aid, and preserving Christian values, open to lay and clergy, men and women, from various denominations, recognized as a modern international NGO with a focus on helping the sick, poor, and marginalized. Started as a leper hospice in Jerusalem (around 1098) to care for victims of leprosy (Hansen's Disease) during the Crusades. Became both a hospitaller (caregiver) and military order, with members often being knights afflicted with leprosy who still wished to serve, fighting bravely with little to lose. The members historically used a green cross.

4b4868 *he would look around before letting go backing up a good distance* "..this magic bullshit is pissing me off.". . . . . . . . . . . ... -[[Landa.collins]]-.......[-Hollett]

8ced08 *shortly after, a blue beam of light struck the two, swapping their places as jesti jumped off of landa and dashed off to the side*

8ced08 *jesti is easily restrained, however, a shadow appeared above landa as a cartoon falling whistle sound effect played* "OH, HEY! THE METEORSHOWER IS STARTING, WOULDJA LOOK AT THAT?"

4b4868 *landa would be skilled in combat grabbing any lose clothing and swinging em around maybe slamming jesi to the ground in an attempt to restrain him* " listen I really don't feel like wasting my time on you.". . . . . . . . . . . ... -[[Landa.collins]]-.......[-Hollett]

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6942af *the disk exploded where it landed, teleporting jesti to its location at the same time as he immediatley turned to landa and lunged at them* "GET OVER HERE!!!"

64136b The order developed a sophisticated banking system, allowing pilgrims to deposit funds in Europe and withdraw them in the Holy Land, which grew into immense wealth. Due to their power, secrecy, and the jealousy of King Philip IV of France, they were accused of heresy and disbanded by Pope Clement V in 1312, with many members arrested and burned.

4b4868 *the sudden movements of him would cause landa to doge it by an inch snarling at him since he has no lip muscles lol* "I want no association with you. and your clown antics.". . . . . . . . . . . ... -[[Landa.collins]]-.......[-Hollett]

506d60 john execution at 12:45pm(four minutes from now) because he talks too much

64136b The Knights Templar was a powerful, wealthy, and elite Catholic military order founded in 1118 to protect European pilgrims in the Holy Land during the Crusades. Operating as "monk-warriors," they combined monastic life with combat, gaining immense influence as early bankers and financiers before their sudden, dramatic suppression in 1312. Founded in 1118 by French knight Hugues de Payens to protect travelers in the Holy Land, they were based at the Temple Mount in Jerusalem. Known as the "Poor Fellow-Soldiers of Christ and of the Temple of Solomon," they were officially recognized by the Church in 1129. They were divided into knights (aristocratic warriors), sergeants (lower-class support), and chaplains. They served as elite shock troops during the Crusades, recognized by their white mantles with a red cross.

6b8263 ough

64136b now where did I leave off . . . was it the knights hospitaller? no, it was the Holy Sepulchre.

506d60 why do i talk so damn much i can literally just say "yo bro you made a mistake with the 0 at the stamina stat section" or sum shit 😭

6942af "OBVIOUSLY THE JOKER!.. WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE TO YOU, A CLOWN!?" *Jesti suddenly throws a stone disc at landa* "THINK FAST!"

64136b sorry I departed, I was busy with modern philosophy. I return for a moment to spout more facts about certain militaristic, religious orders.

506d60 hey lexi i noticed on your stat sheet the stamina amount under STATS has a symbol that doesnt appear to be used anywhere else, resembling a "8" and a "0", however in the MAX section has the max stamina set to "139", so i can only assume that you accidentally set what was supposed to be a black pixel for a 0, to a cyan pixel?

8048ed now i really feel like making a smeargle pokesona i fucking love smeargle uguhubhtieuohreuhgebtrew

d3c520 (( i don't like them. they tried to kill me >:[ ))

4b4868 *landa stares at the jester confused but armed and ready for the unknown spitting up black liquid* "now who the fuck are you. to be getting into my business." *he spoke with a ghoulish voice irritated* . . . . . . . . . . . ... -[[Landa.collins]]-.......[-Hollett]

6942af ((Sprite refrence i recovered so landa here knows what theyre looking at (its so low effort lmao)))

8048ed god damn i love Culex' theme. (specifically the super mario rpg rendition)

506d60 go ham with it, or dont, i dont mind if you decide to not use it, completley up to you. it took me like 10 minutes lmao its not like its the mona lisa and MUST be used.

6942af ((As the bus rolled past landa, the jester peeking out the window dissapeared in a puff of smoke as he burst out the backdoor of the bus* "HEHEHE, THIS IS GONNA BE FUN!!! SO MUCH FUN!!"

6b8263 i gotta make the rest of the campaign first and that's gonna take a while sjdkfha

4b4868 *he would stare right into the Barrel of the gun letting go rolling into a tree, but he'd make a fast recovery getting up* . . . . . . . . . . . ... -[[Landa.collins]]-.......[-Hollett]

8048ed lex i.. ., .. pe ak.,., . ,. ok but what if you used these after a Week.

224a35 I feel like I cant use this just because of the fact i feel I have not the right to edit this anymore

6b8263 can't wait to not use these for like another year lol

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2ec5c1 *the bus starts steering in random directions, crtashing through trees and greenery as he peeks out of a window, right above Landa, holding a fingergun-hand-shaped shotgun on a stick, aiming it at hollet* "HOWDY, PARTNER! HAHAHA!" *he then tries to shoot at landa*

506d60 fire jason reference. peak sc

6b8263 hey guys lexipation here, i just got the player menu info stuff done for space, makes it way easier to keep track of stuff

8048ed Im Fire Baller

506d60 oh my goodness ID twins

4b4868 *Landa throws the dead body at the buses windshield tuck n rolling out of the way but catching onto the buses structure*. . . . . . . . . . . ... -[[Landa.collins]]-.......[-Hollett]

506d60 what can i say, im simply amazing(lie)