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9df770 that person who tried to stab me was my own dad

8defd6 i think the worst druggie experience i had was this octogenarian women that had really shaky hands and kept trying to talk to me and my dad about the problem with muslims in our country

6640e3 drive into a lamppost or something solid to draw attention and to damage the car.

006d2b late but I employ basic house clearing tactics and blow his shit Smoove off with a mossberg 590. wait what do you mean that's off the tabl

8048ed and i sure as hell don't know how to fight so it's like. yeah no i'm putting my Theoretical Kids in the closet

8defd6 mb kek that was freaking tuff ahh blud dark humor o algx

236914 ...this one will be much more light-hearted.

9df770 cause unfortunately i had to deal with people trying to stab me with a kitchen knife whilst coked up on drugs and man it was not fun

236914 ...next question.

8defd6 you think i could grab one of my kids before the robber gets them and potentially use them as a small bludgeoning weapon to save all of us

9df770 in all seriousness these are one of the situations where learning avid self defense skills truly matter in the heat of the moment

236914 if your children have to try and escape it is quite likely they will die.

425065 I disarm him because I'm like that

8048ed everything i have to defend myself is in my kitchen and the other stronger item(s) there are in the basement so i'm #fucked unless i use his own knife against him

9df770 but if i had no gun i am employing wrestling tactics and breaking off that arm from the knife and stabbing them to death again and again (i value our lives)

8defd6 seriuzz tho i would try to defend so they could escape and then prolly die but it'd have a 10/10 conclusion and get praised by mediatok

ce7e4e Bro forgot to erase title, chud

236914 if you go for the gun, he might reach your kids before you reach him.

425065 local man is STUPID

8defd6 son because daughter might be a diddy foid

9df770 yeah im shooting him with my house's glock 19

8defd6 ty 664

ce7e4e

236914 let's say you have two children, a son and a daughter. you love both equally and they love you even more. one day someone breaks into your house, looking for nothing and only wanting to kill. this intruder is armed. unlucky for you, the intruder will close in rapidly and your children have different rooms. you can either: A.) save one of your children and run, leaving the other to die. or B.) try to fight the intruder (read desc). if you die, both children will die too. what do you do? which child will you save?

8defd6 rabbit would you pull the better life switch if it killed every boxer ever and the entire sport

6640e3 so peak, i like

9df770 this habit is getting diabolical now i am watching a whole ass boxing fight everyday my knowledge grows more

8defd6 bmooo you're so olddddd why are you so oldddd

8048ed anyways so short answer 1 minimum 5 maximum and that's iPepper you are NOT Light Yagami

ce7e4e No its cuz i saw your messages in the vc chat and i thought the 12:36 am was a 12:36 pm

8defd6 oh yeah it is, not sure what species just kind of a collage of ideas, the head is based off webber from dont starve

6640e3 the unc status is getting to him

9df770 bmo forgets not everyone is an adult

425065 local man is STUPID

6640e3 sillystring i like your sprite, is that like a spider or smth

ce7e4e Pepper i just messaged you a bunch and i thought you where ignoring me because i saw you posting on pam but i forgot you’re at school, the fasting is getting to my brain

8048ed #imprisoningmyselfandprayingtheswitchkillsme

006d2b "Duality of Man" of Helheim

8defd6 SC pulling the switch 5 times and seeing it landed on a 6 year old in a north korean camp, an 11 year old in a isreali war prison, two hamsters in a cage, and an old man in a retirement home

425065 they're going to watch me break the world record for fastest clicks per minute

8048ed oh yeah and the innocent people in concentration camps and the PoWs and the innocent/hustling people in those giant motherfucking hyperprisons too