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92ccd1 i have now become the Kleptomaniac Abomination. i sit atop a throne of various metals to feed off of and enhance my lifespan and condemn the souls of those unfortunate enough to challenge me to battle. the sack is adorned with every gem known to the universe, 13942 pennies, 1045 nickels, 21495 dimes, 567215 quarters, 19462 loonies, and 10673 toonies

6b8263 damn the gradient from white to black fucked up why is it red

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92ccd1 holy shit it worked

92ccd1 i have robbed yet another bank of only its nickels. i came out with 432, but lost 134 in an encounter with several guardsmen. it still holds enough to make me very, very strong. however i have also realized that this fucking sack is stripping away my regeneration and hunger, leaving me unsatiated after feasts. the only 2 possible solutions to this is to either give the bag up, return to my frail and weak state, and rot in prison, or undergo dangerous alchemy to convert myself into a dragonoid beast. the chance to remain mentally intact and keep feeding the sack is very low so i will pray to Kleptos to grant me a +5 to the wisdom save

92ccd1 i have been super lucky with the penny pinchng, and i have 333 pennies. the dimes went average, and i hold 136. i have realized that in order to not suffer the very possible chance of losing hard/easy-earned coins, i will need to stockpile this bag with nickels that increase my defense every 2 nickels. every 10 i get a +3 increase in health if the Sack of Avarice is my main weapon

92ccd1 i have robbed the bank and managed not to get wrapped up in my insane consequential actions. i will now search for pennies to increase the situational advantage roll threshold to 6, for every 100 pennies i can roll again if i roll under a 3, once per initial roll. once i am done with this i will gather and steal dimes to increase my speed and dexterity by (dime/10)

92ccd1 since this sack has the passive power of Avarice its additional damage increases by 3+(toonies/10) for every 10 loonies, and since i've hit that 6th quarter milestone, it now stacks another time. this sack already does 7d20+15 damage. this is a fine amount. i will now rob a bank to collect 40 more toonies for a certified advantage roll and +10 extra damage, and 67 loonies for a guaranteed 20 per start of all combat encounters and 30 extra damage

92ccd1 there are actually also 124 pennies, 45 dimes, 10 nickels, 60 toonies and 33 loonies inside the bag. i take all of his coins and add them to my bag. they are all quarters somehow. i now have 600 quarters

92ccd1 beating a man to death by whipping out a sack of specifically 583 quarters and tackling him with it before doing aforementioned beatdown

d0698a my mom is forcing me to go to prom when they said I coulds- so now i'll be wearing that red dress I showed wall with some PINTREST level eye makup-

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1c824e Or rather not go on at all back 2 animating

1c824e Anyway i’m not gonna go on too long the only person who engages with me when I’m like this is beemo and he’s very much not seeing this

1c824e I really love nonsense, more specifically phrases that sound like they have some deep esoteric meaning but are truly just babble. You might know what I mean if you’ve seen I HAD A SUPA FUN TIME TOMORROW, i think that’s what I titled it. Idk why I’m just really obsessed with them. It will leave tracks when it can, or we are all dead

a092c7 I don’t know what this feeling is it happens to me at night sometimes. I’m like, very emotional, and, have a lot of ideas i feel very creative. It’s like i’m bordering on a truth, like if i just put the pieces together i’ll finally have something. I like this feeling, I’m going to change things hopefully.

92ccd1 i should be Sleeping

8defd6 my name is anderdingus

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236914 hello marc

fa0c7b Marc: Welp, guess im hella late, again

fa0c7b Marc: I return

236914 i see i see

8defd6 theres like a vague meaning to it but that mostly comes from the premise itself rather than any of the contents

236914 i figured but i also thought i also thought maybe it was like big brain sophisticated deep meaning and i was too much of a simpleton pleb to understand

35556d cool

8defd6 that's just kind of how i approach these things

8defd6 it's mostly nonsense

236914 me neither i was just pretending i did earlier

92ccd1 i have no idea what these mean

236914 me and my brother are running duos as pumpkins idk why

8defd6 i swapped the G and the C on the acronym whoops kekw

236914 welcome back ev

8defd6 hi gunts ok gunts

35556d hello people, i am back.

8defd6 CGFGP https://ibb.co/qYKWntj9

236914 man it feels good to not have to play with stick drift now i can actually be good at games again

236914 bow chicka bowow

68c135 my spotify is boring rn supa give me niche hitters

8defd6 that was nutz

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