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25d002 No thats Illegal-
c91422 *Suprisingly came back with the Milk unlike the dad* XD
258281 bye, i guess. -Ez
25d002 Milk.
c91422 *Does dad's job and gets the milk*
258281 (electronic overheating sounds). -Ez
25d002 Whats wrong, Ez?
c91422 . . .
258281 NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. -Ez
c91422 oMG UHHH!!!
25d002 Son, Meet your new Mother-
c91422 XD I am laughing waaay too hard at this!
258281 NON ONONON NNON ONN ONONNONNNONNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO. -Ez
c91422 *When you make a new friend and they become your mother...*
25d002 Hi mom, Im The Police
c91422 ... ... ... *Aborts mission* "Mission failed, we'll get em next time"
258281 odst: Ez's (sorta) canonical father. kawaii: "hi dad, im mom..." me:(panic attack). -Ez
25d002 *Sweating* I dont like where this is going horny-
258281 (breathing intensifies) wait wait wait nonononononononOONONONOONNONOONONONONONO. -Ez
c91422 Don't worry, we're in alabama...
25d002 Wait thats illegal-
c91422 Hi dad, i'm mom...
25d002 (Oki Ez) Hi smol, Im Dad.
c91422 "Dude just, grow" ... Me: I-I cant, Im smol ;w;
c91422 "Dude just, grow" ... Me: I-I cant, Im smol ;w;
258281 (its 1:35, im gonna make swap ez (just another shitty recolor) then go to bed.). -Ez
25d002 Here. *He instantly makes Ez grow to fit his bones*
258281 ive been trying. -Ez
25d002 Dude just, Grow.
258281 i think my bones are out-growing me. -Ez
258281 i either want it to stop, or i just die. -Ez
258281 cause ive been in pain for so long. -Ez
25d002 Why is that?
258281 y'know, for my next birthday, im gonna wish for death. -Ez
258281 (the bedsheet breaks) oh. -Ez (x23 in rp)
25d002 *Fishing noises*
258281 and nobody thought of grabbing me. -Ez (x23 in rp)
258281 just because im stapped to an aux cord, that is strapped to a bedsheet, that is strapped to a plane. -Ez (x23 in rp)
25d002 Hey, Cmon, No need to "Splash" Me with hate Boyio!
258281 those fuckers left me behind. -Ez (x23 in rp)
258281 (jumps in the water). -Ez (Strawberry/Fell Ez)