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9ce148 (*Wendigo scott after beheading an indian scammer: "GIVE ME YOUR CREDIT CARD INFO SO I CAN REATTACH YOUR HEAD. TRUST ME, ITS REAL. SEND ME YOUR BANK DETAILS")

6b1f92 He opens a portal and appears in the server room running the ad then eats the nearest indian, and then dissapears

9ce148 (*Tyler1 scream)

9ce148 (*Scott's brain is entirely off as he's scrolling through YT shorts, and suddenly when he sees an ad for a gacha game, he instantly transforms into wendigo form, yeets the phone through the wall, trashes the room entirely, and leaves)

9ce148 (*i like to think Scott is typically really chill, and laid back. but he gets really fucking infuriated when the sins of humanity are forced upon him in the form of advertisements)

35dc76 LMAO

6b1f92 How I pull up to hell to find the nigga that invented porn

35dc76 "would you like to watch an ad to double your score?" "no." "okay, we are still going to give you an ad."

9ce148 (*ad:"no filter, fully uncensored" me: "GET OUT OF MY FACE, UGLY")

9ce148 ("YOU'RE GOING TO THE GALLOWS FOR THIS. 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥)

35dc76 three poly.ai ads in a row, all getting worse :sob: yeah bmo is right we should just kill people

9ce148 (Ad: "me when i find out Poly.AI has no filter" Me asf: "I'M NOT FALLING FOR THAT SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!")

6b1f92 Like i said we should just kill people

35dc76 dawg what the hell is up with the mobile ads

35dc76 I JUST GOT ANOTHER AD AND ITS JUST CROPPED PORN 😭

6b1f92 We should all just kill people tbh

35dc76 i just got an ad saying "me when i find out poly.ai has no filter" and it was a drawing of a girl sitting in bed holding her phone blushing, what has humanity come to.

9ce148 (*idk im tired, my brain is seizing up)

35dc76 now that one doesnt make any sens-

9ce148 (*don't you fucking correct me, you marrow muncher)

35dc76 wrong, 20% of car crashes are caused by drunk CRASHERS.

9ce148 (*so, statistically speaking, the other 80% of crashes involve sober drivers. so you know what THAT means!!!)

9ce148 (*20% of car crashes are caused by drunk drivers)

35dc76 well yo ass GONNA be like that vro

9ce148 (*and i'm like)

9ce148 (*the fortune teller wizard pondering his orb in regards to my future, and suddenly i hear a stock audio car crash sfx emanate from it: )

35dc76 lmao yea, but like actual magic instead of "oogly moogly my 𝒷𝒶𝓁𝓁 tells me you are gonna get 𝐿𝒜𝐼𝒟 in a week" and then nothing happens

9ce148 (*'fortune teller' also works)

9ce148 ("magic future teller" *do you mean ... a psychic)

35dc76 forget computer, fuckin magic future teller guy!1!11 like dr strange or smth

9ce148 ("hi yes, on this day at this hour, you're going to go do this" *psh in your dreams, buddy. i can choose NOT to do that)

9ce148 (*yeah, if you're told by a computer exactly what you're gonna do, and it details every choice you make in your life. whats stopping you from just not doing ANY of that)

9ce148 (*erm, technically purple grapes are red, not purple)

35dc76 i wanted to say smth earlier but waited for yall to finish: chat if something or someone were to perfectly tell the future and know exactly everything that you will do, then tell you all of that, what would happen? would you even be ABLE to do something different? ive thought about this quite a few times but never actually thought to ask for what others thing

6b1f92 My brain size is shown in my id, i went from watermelon to grape

9ce148 (*bro yapped so long he ran out of breath and turned purple)

6b1f92 I can feel my brain starting to shut down after all that yapping

9ce148 (*it is also almost 5 AM for me :trol:)

9ce148 (*some angels like Michael are specifically employed as peacekeepers. if there is unrest or god forbid a rebellion, the archangels step in like an enforcement system)

35dc76 oh crap it is

44dd83 Uh, its 5 am for me and john